I hate to pick on one person but I am sitting here listening to the House debate on healthcare and this guy pops up on my screen to put his two cents in.  That bow tie and stylish bicycle lapel pin just made me screamed "please get off my screen".

Now rash judgments are not acceptable at the center of the universe here so to complete my research I simply Googled "Bicycle Blumenauer" and found this web page that confirmed my knee jerk that Mr. Blumenauer should be banned from the COU.

http://blumenauer.house.gov/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=817&Itemid=167

To save you reading time I can summarize for you: Mr. Blumenauer is pushing a bill that would give a tax break to U.S. corporations that offer compensation to employees who choose to ride their bikes to work.  Now to be clear,  we love bike riders.  We even like bike riders who choose to ride to work.  We even think bike riders should be given safe transit lanes to allow them to ride to work.

What we do not approve is the ever expansion of the tax code from both sides.  Here is a great blog article about the growing complexity of the U.S federal tax code.

So give us a break Oregonians.. stop sending these D-bags to Congresss and come on Mr. Blumenauer stop adding stupid pages to our tax code.

You are here by banned from the Center although I will go bike riding with you anytime you want.

-Cagus

Our Vice President who invented the internet continues to manufacture claims about the environment.  After swindling the Noble Prize group and the Academy by a fantastic story of human climate change.

Slowly the science is unwinding from the religion and as it melts down in a climategate fashion it is beginning to appear that our new Nixon, who too was a vice president, is non-other than our all too close Presidential wanna-be Al Gore. Banned

Sir you are banned from the center for the following reasons:

1. You claimed to have invented the internet
2. You claimed to be the inspiration for a  “Love Story”
3. You claimed to have won the Presidential Election
4. You claimed that man was warming the earth
5. You claimed an Academy Award for best actor in a fiction
6. You claimed that your documentary was about climate change when it was really about you
7. You claimed a Nobel prize taking away from those more deserving
8. You claimed to be Green while flying private jets and using no alternative energy in your mansion

Please sir, do not come to the center, you are banned.

Amanda Knox is accused of the murder of Meredith Kercher, whose body was discovered by Italian Police on November 2nd, 2007.  Amanda was a roommate or Meredith.

Meredith’s body was found partially clothed under a duvet in her bedroom.  Her throat was slashed and crushed.

Four days after the murder the police arrested 3 suspects, Patick Diya Lumumba, Amanda Knox and Raffaele Sollecito.  Raffaele, an Italian student was released and exonerated.  On November 20th Rudy Geude was arrested in Germany.  DNA and Fingerprints at the crime scene linked him to the murder.

On Oct 28th, Guede was convicted of murder in a “fast-track” trial and is serving a 30 year sentence.

Picture of Meredith Kercher:

Amanda’s Arrest:

Aged 20 at the time of here arrest she was a University of Washington student from Seattle, Washington studying abroad at the University of Foreigners in Perugia.

According to the police she implicated herself during interrogations, telling the police that she had been in the house when the murder took place and had “heard the screams”.  Over time her story changed and she explained the hazy memory as being because she was under the influence of hashish.

Like all things in Italy, the Italian justice system is slow and antiquated.  It is derived from Roman law and Napoleonic code.  The Constitution of Italy, article 27 states, “the defendant is not considered guilty until final judgment is passed”

On Dec. 3r the trail went to a jury.

It appears according to Crimestopper.com that Jamiee Grubbs has a little financial problem.  She was recently caught shoplifting, has some past due bills and may be looking for a little cash. Expect to see Jamie Grubbs on the talk show circuit or worse yet a reality TV show. 

Depending on just how prolific Tiger was, you might be able to put together a reality TV show.. the Girlfriends of Tiger Woods.  Maybe get  Elin Nordegren to judge?  At least they are better choices as far as looks compared to David Letterman and the ESPN sex addict.

Tiger we like ya..

A Hacked up Christmas card from Tiger Woods has been filling up the mail boxes today.  With subject lines like.

re: Tiger Woods  and Elin Nordegren has sent a Christmas Card

Tiger, hang in there guy.. we still love you here in the center and soon enough it will all blow over.  You done bad but I know you will do good.

ps.  You owe your wife a new set of clubs.  Make sure you don’t get here a big bertha.

Custer’s Revenge was a pixilated porn video game from 1982 for  the Atari 2600 Game System.  The idea behind the game is for Custer to score sexually with an American Indian who is bound to a Cactus.

Custer himself is a ghost returned from the grave with what appears to be a permanent erection.  This is in the years of such great porn classics like leisure suit Larry.

The game was developed by Mystique and released in October of 1982.

I have included a screenshot of the game.  Please do not look if you are easily offended. The images are quite graphic.